The Legend...

1. Michael Phelps once raced an opponent, when the opponent touched the finishing wall, he looked up into Phelps eyes... who, with stopwatch in hand, said "not bad, you actually tied my time... when i was 3."
2. Michael Phelps doesn't swim, water molecules get out of his way.
3. Michaels Phelps' mom had a biopic in 1989, titled... The Little Mermaid.
4. Legend has it, Phelps won the gold & WR in a race... and scolded the clock for being wrong.
5. A fool once challenged Phelps to a race... Phelps agreed... by the time challenger jumped in the water to take off... Phelps was already toweling off... The fool's name was Flipper.
6. Michael Phelps screen-tested for Hunt for Red October... ...he later declined, he didn't want to play Torpedo.
7. When asked why he doesn't eat fish... Phelps replied, "Do I LOOK like a cannibal?"
8. It was reported that Phelps grew a moustache before the 2008 Olympics... ...those reports were wrong, it was sea moss.
9. Phelps has a tattoo that reads "1 if by Land, Gold if by Sea.
10. Doctors are waiting to see if Michael Phelps offspring come out with gills.
11. Phelps cant go near bass fishers w/o getting angry, they've been attacking his kind for years.
12. Phelps helped designed the new wave of swimsuit technology. His interest... he needed to find a way to hide his gills.
13. T.O. sleeps in a hyperbolic chamber, while Phelps sleeps at the aquarium.
14. In the event of a flood, Phelps is required by the government to help search for victims.
15. We call it sonar, Phelps calls it "heartbeat."
16. Phelps watches Finding Nemo before big swim meets, Nemo's bad fin fires him up.
17. You may have heard of Phelps' father in the history books... ...see: Poseidon.
18. Michael Phelps wasn't "born" but rather hatched, ....in the Pacific.